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    Cat5 socket installation issues

    Maybe there is space in your bin to put the tester and buy a better one 😂😂
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    Sooooooooo Covid

    My interest in horses is only equalled by my love of football 😂
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    Sooooooooo Covid

    I AM a gift NOT a condition! Deal with it! She is s very rarely ill. Usually up at about 6, sort horse out, work all day, back to horse for 2 hours ( or until she thinks tea is ready) always in fresh air. BUT she works in a primary school and theybare dropping like flies contrary to the...
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    Finding a meter

    Well,unless it's a smart meter I would be interested to see how they do it! Unless they can disconnect a meter without accessing it, ZEN and the art of metering? TANTRIC Metering?😂
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    Sooooooooo Covid

    Wife and I have both had jabs and booster jabs. She has been moaning about feeling 💩, headaches etc for 2 weeks. LFT every day for both of us...always clear. Saturday tested positive, coughing like she smokes 40'a day, looks worse than usual. Registered the result on line, list of contacts etc...
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    Cat5 socket installation issues

    Getting Orange and brown mixed up,is quite common as some of the 💩 cable has very poor colouring If your running Ethernet then only the orange and green pair are used, different issue if POE
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    Electrical live wire tracer (wall scanner)

    They work visually and audibly!.....sometimes even olefactory ( that's today's big word O.L.E.F.A.C.T.O.R.Y. Olefactory)
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    Is this reasonable?

    I think you will find one of them is a Wig 😂 Like a few others on here I got most of my qualifications from an all night shoe repair shop , and one from the Bar Just saying
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    Is this reasonable?

    Also depends where about you are located My London rate is a minimum of £100 an hour plus any levy charges, plus mileage, plus guaranteed parking and/or all parking tickets paid for and many other 'riders' You don't even want to think what my rate is if it's for ( carrying out work at a )...
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    Is this reasonable?

    Yes, I did notice that my member is being supported, however ( you know what's coming next ) can my electrician ensure complete satisfaction?
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    It is 12 months today that we lost a stalwart of the forum, Deke. This is a man I knew almost everything about, yet never met him BUT conversed daily. He is missed on a daily basis by those who 'knew'him. A knowledgeable man ( not a self proclaimed god of the electrical world and friend of...
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    voltage Conversion from 120v to 220v

    As above^^^^^^^^^^^ I would hazard a guess that it will work only once AND it will be very loud and hot 💥
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    Is this reasonable?

    Well I wouldn't have done it for that price My clock,starts when I leave base and stops when I return plus mileage. Like a few others on here I am like Stella Artois....reassuringly expensive😂
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    New to the Chat

    In summary NONE of us knows as much as ALL of us
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    New to the Chat

    Welcome! There is a lot of knowledge on here. However you will find the occasional self proclaimed "expert" talking bollocks but they soon get found out or disappear😂 We do not have them "disappeared", although that can be arranged😉 There are some good heated discussions and threads rapidly...
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    Rcd tripping

    As above and It could be a contactor pulling in and lines connecting at different time to Neutral . Seen that a few times Remember single phase will kill you 3 phase will really really really kill you Both will hurt whilst it is happening No amount of screaming will make it stop of its own accord
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    AMD 2 - time to flex your credit cards?

    It's scheduled to be exactly the same time as Anusol and KY jelly ( other lubricants are available) prices are set to peak
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    What's your go-to downlight?

    what @SPECIAL LOCATION and @Murdoch said Integrated lamps are not economical Not cost effective Don't save more A pile,of festering, smelly , slightly yellow tinged, splodge of rancid dog faeces. Anyone who is responsible for designing these pile of utter "gusset stains" should be dry reamed...
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    Ultrasonic sensor HC-SR04

    Sorry, not got a clue! But there is a bloke on here that knows everything, so you'll just have to see if he logs on
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    EICR codes - Help

    Probably some nice ACM in there as well