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Helloooooo to all you lovely forum members out there. I have been off of here for a while so forgive me if I am a bit rusty, been selling off my stock, tools & anything else that I thought I could shift (more stuff to go on TEF maybe later) So how is everyone? Regards to all members old...

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant outside the Heathrow immigration offices. 'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in England with your wife and five children.' The man told the fairy: 'Well, where I...

I realise that I am probably being a bit dense here, but how on earth do I go about adding a pic to an item that I have listed in T.E.F. ? Many thanks. Nige.

:_| Thats it for me folks, as of today I will no longer be trading. :_| I ran at a loss last tax year to the tune of a few grand & just cannot afford to carry on anymore. Sure I have a few repair jobs, but they just are not making me enough money to keep trading, bills are stacking up...

On the 16th April, I am going in to hospital to have an op to sort my shoulder out. B-) I am hoping this will mean that I will be able to do a full days work, without having to spend the next three like a rasberry ripple. Pray I will be in a sling for a month & not working for another so...

Night all, am off up the wooden hill to bedlam. Catch you all tomorrow. :z :z:z:z

All of the Polski firms where I am have ****ed off home, this means more work for those of us that are actually qualified to do it, I have had 26 calls for sorting out their messy electrical work in the last 2 days. Had a look at one yesterday & promptly said "You need to get whoever...

Work has been far too slow for me this year, so I have decided to become a volunteer with the Council for volunteer services. I will mainly be making or adapting equipment for mentally or physically disabled people- which cannot be purchased over the counter. I figure that this will stop me...

That was asking about work lights for under stairs or general work??

Hi, I would like to know what changes you have seen to the regs as you have the 14th, 15th & 16th I believe? Are there any things that you feel were just common sense or were these changes needed? In these times of H&S gone mad, I know that there are some dumb & downright dangerous...

How many people got a :S PM in their inbox, requesting them to join another site? I think someone is getting a bit desperate, I will NEVER leave this site for THAT one. I lurked on there for a long time & can honestly say that I did not like what I saw. That is all. :)

Between Eros & David Cameron?....................... Ones a Cupid stunt..............The other is a stupid politician. :^O :P :D

A very big welcome to all of the newbs that have arrived on our shores of late, a vast majority from another site that was descending into chaos. Whatever the reasons you will find this site friendly, informative & best of all FUN. I hope that we can all grow together, sharing our...

Police cordoned off Liverpool City Centre this morning when a suspicious object was discovered in a car. It later turned out to be a tax disc.

A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the Counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'. The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing. We've just got One in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his Nymphomaniac twin daughters...

An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: 'My God, it's Jesus!' Sure enough, it is...

A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise...

0870 330 2523. At least 10 during the day & 5 @ night, I decided to answer it today & the chap asked for me, so I said who is calling please & who are you representing? Chap says, my name is Simon & it's a personal matter, so says I, ok but who are you representing? Simon asks...

Goodnight chaps & chapesses am off to bedlam. :)

Can you not get an approprite voice for the you've got mail, rather than some ex colonial voice. A nice baritone welsh voice for instance?