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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

If you're not sure what a 710 is...........

its the bit you unscrew to top up your 017:^O:^O:^O

 

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How come you know what AD2`s got?????
dosn't every one?

oh. hang on!

you went away for a few days...........

so you missed the REALLY BIG NEWS!!! ohhh

or was that just a dream??? hmmm?

im confused now! :p :p

you better PM Admin1!!! :eek: ; \ ]:)

 

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OI !!! :eek: :O
Ok whats Ad2 got....?

Ad2, has got an "Admin1" who goes out to fill the motor up at 1:30am???

whats all that about then?? ?:|

who goes to the petrol station at 1:30 IN THE MORNING!!!!!! :eek: :( ?:| ? :|

:^O :^O:^O:^O

 

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Ok whats Ad2 got....?Ad2, has got an "Admin1" who goes out to fill the motor up at 1:30am???

whats all that about then?? ?:|

who goes to the petrol station at 1:30 IN THE MORNING!!!!!! :eek: :( ?:| ? :|

:^O :^O:^O:^O
I have done!!

 

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Your as bad as AD1?? :eek: :O:( :( Must be catching? :D ; \

or just a Welsh thing? ]:) :_| :_| :| :x
Or if you totally forget to fill up earlier on in the day, then realise that theres not enough petrol in the tank to get you to school in the morning.

 

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But you`ve OBVIOUSLY got enough to do the petrol station Petrol station is closer than the school

- Why not go out a few mins earlier, and get the fuel en route to the school??????????????????

Easier said than done with my lot in the car:^O
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*******************here we go again.**************************If memory serves, that WAS the original question! Duh:O:^O:^O
You play on words........ with me................

I will NOT be toyed with...

like a puppy worries a bone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!X(X(X( X(

let me think...? ?:| ? :|

Is it contagious?

Must be catching?

Is it contagious?

Must be catching?

Is it contagious?

Must be catching?

Is it contagious?

Must be catching?

hmm!

after careful thought and consideration...

I conclude...

You have now had too much to drink Mr KME!!!:OX(

so you are only allowed.......

One more tin as a night cap before you go to bed! :^O :^O:^O:^O:^O:x;)

 

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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! I want 2 more!!!!!!!

(`Sides, I noticed you left it till now to try and get round the kitchen bonding issue.)

"I`ve had too much"!!!!!X(X(X(X( X(

Which regulation did you use to work that out mate?

p1.55.3 para.D????

:^O :^O] :) ]:)

 
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