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kme

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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

If you're not sure what a 710 is...........

its the bit you unscrew to top up your 017:^O:^O:^O

 
How come you know what AD2`s got?????
dosn't every one?

oh. hang on!

you went away for a few days...........

so you missed the REALLY BIG NEWS!!! ohhh

or was that just a dream??? hmmm?

im confused now! :p :p

you better PM Admin1!!! :eek: ; \ ]:)

 
OI !!! :eek: :O
Ok whats Ad2 got....?

Ad2, has got an "Admin1" who goes out to fill the motor up at 1:30am???

whats all that about then?? ?:|

who goes to the petrol station at 1:30 IN THE MORNING!!!!!! :eek: :( ?:| ? :|

:^O :^O:^O:^O

 
Ok whats Ad2 got....?Ad2, has got an "Admin1" who goes out to fill the motor up at 1:30am???

whats all that about then?? ?:|

who goes to the petrol station at 1:30 IN THE MORNING!!!!!! :eek: :( ?:| ? :|

:^O :^O:^O:^O
I have done!!

 
Your as bad as AD1?? :eek: :O:( :( Must be catching? :D ; \

or just a Welsh thing? ]:) :_| :_| :| :x
Or if you totally forget to fill up earlier on in the day, then realise that theres not enough petrol in the tank to get you to school in the morning.

 
But you`ve OBVIOUSLY got enough to do the petrol station Petrol station is closer than the school

- Why not go out a few mins earlier, and get the fuel en route to the school??????????????????

Easier said than done with my lot in the car:^O
:x

 
*******************here we go again.**************************If memory serves, that WAS the original question! Duh:O:^O:^O
You play on words........ with me................

I will NOT be toyed with...

like a puppy worries a bone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!X(X(X( X(

let me think...? ?:| ? :|

Is it contagious?

Must be catching?

Is it contagious?

Must be catching?

Is it contagious?

Must be catching?

Is it contagious?

Must be catching?

hmm!

after careful thought and consideration...

I conclude...

You have now had too much to drink Mr KME!!!:OX(

so you are only allowed.......

One more tin as a night cap before you go to bed! :^O :^O:^O:^O:^O:x;)

 
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! I want 2 more!!!!!!!

(`Sides, I noticed you left it till now to try and get round the kitchen bonding issue.)

"I`ve had too much"!!!!!X(X(X(X( X(

Which regulation did you use to work that out mate?

p1.55.3 para.D????

:^O :^O] :) ]:)

 
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