Admin 2 reminded me of this one.
A bloke dies and is given the same choices as in Admin's joke, not much going on in Heaven , down in Hell it is full of beautiful women standing up to their waists in liquid sewage, sipping champagne. He decides on Hell but after half an hour of sipping champagne and chatting up the girls , the Devil suddenly appears and shouts " Right tea break over, back on your heads !!"
A bloke dies and is given the same choices as in Admin's joke, not much going on in Heaven , down in Hell it is full of beautiful women standing up to their waists in liquid sewage, sipping champagne. He decides on Hell but after half an hour of sipping champagne and chatting up the girls , the Devil suddenly appears and shouts " Right tea break over, back on your heads !!"