Actual Headlines from around the World -

[wabbitwabbit]

Honestly they REALLY are genuine.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

And the best of all is .....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

 

[welshwizard]

Seen then, Classic aren't they Wabb/!

Lol

 

[wabbitwabbit]

Oh you had that email as well?

Oh ffs, back to the drawing board... watch this space I have hundreds of-em ; )