maccarooni
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A man got on the
subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was
plastered with red
lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his
torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say,
Father, what causes arthritis?"
"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap,wicked women, too
much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and
apologized.
"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have
you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does".
Pray
subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was
plastered with red
lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his
torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say,
Father, what causes arthritis?"
"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap,wicked women, too
much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and
apologized.
"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have
you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does".
Pray
