:D

[Apache]

Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque..... They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.

Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care.

One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.

During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree. A spokesman for the Birmingham City Council said 'We didn't even know they were living up there'.

Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there is not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now.

I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger haired kid, with two friends?

I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

 

[steptoe]

not very PC Paddy,

mind you,

thats probably why Im laffing my ******** off at them.

:^O :^O :^O

 

[revjames]

I am both shocked and appalled! :red card

However, couldnt help laughing!

 

[scouse]

Love it ROTFWL :Applaud ROTFWL :Applaud

 

[a1]

I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger haired kid, with two friends?

I am going to send my boy around to sort you out, Patch.

 

[Apache]

I am going to send my boy around to sort you out, Patch.

Not quite as threatening as when the Godfather said it!

 

[a1]

I have three Boys - One is Ginger. Or would you rather me send them all around.

Trust me, you wouldn't even want my "Ginge" to call round.

 

[Apache]

I have three Boys - One is Ginger. Or would you rather me send them all around.Trust me, you wouldn't even want my "Ginge" to call round.

ok - I retract my joke



Happy?

 

[a1]

Lol.