Did you hear about the dwarf who was......

[Revved Up Sparky]

pickpocketed last week ?...... tsk tsk how could anybody stoop so low.

I actually met the victim in town and he asked me if I knew where he could buy some golf clubs. I suggested Littlewoods.

The following week I was involved in a head on crash with the same man. After our collision he leapt out of his driving seat shouting "I'm not happy". I replied "which one are you then?, dopey ?, grumpy ? bashful ?.

PS. ( no offence intended if anyone on here is a dwarf by the way)

 

[Apache]

 

[Badger]

pickpocketed last week ?...... tsk tsk how could anybody stoop so low.I actually met the victim in town and he asked me if I knew where he could buy some golf clubs. I suggested Littlewoods.

The following week I was involved in a head on crash with the same man. After our collision he leapt out of his driving seat shouting "I'm not happy". I replied "which one are you then?, dopey ?, grumpy ? bashful ?.

PS. ( no offence intended if anyone on here is a dwarf by the way)

:coat :^O

 

[septiclecky]

pickpocketed last week ?...... tsk tsk how could anybody stoop so low.I actually met the victim in town and he asked me if I knew where he could buy some golf clubs. I suggested Littlewoods.

The following week I was involved in a head on crash with the same man. After our collision he leapt out of his driving seat shouting "I'm not happy". I replied "which one are you then?, dopey ?, grumpy ? bashful ?.

PS. ( no offence intended if anyone on here is a dwarf by the way)

Always wondered what made those interbreds from the Isle of Man laugh, now I know. :_| :_|

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

Always wondered what made those interbreds from the Isle of Man laugh, now I know. :_| :_|

Are you a dwarf ? oh I do apologise.

 

[septiclecky]

Are you a dwarf ? oh I do apologise.

No the opposite, I'm 6' 6" looking for a dwarf for the local dwarf throwing competion though, anyone available.

 

[a2]

No the opposite, I'm 6' 6" looking for a dwarf for the local dwarf throwing competion though, anyone available.

At 6'6 i think we're all dwarfs to you, so take your pick, apart from KME tho, he's about your height.