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<blockquote data-quote="welshwizard" data-source="post: 6121" data-attributes="member: 3"><p>Sorry in advance....</p><p></p><p><strong>An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>'How many children?' asks the council worker.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>'10' replies the Essex girl.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>'10?' says the council worker. 'What are their names?'</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>'Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne.'</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>'Doesn't that get confusing?'</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>'Naah...' says the Essex girl 'its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY, or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it...'</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>'What if you want to speak to one individually?' says the perturbed council worker.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>'That's easy,' says the Essex girl... 'I just use their surnames.' </strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="welshwizard, post: 6121, member: 3"] Sorry in advance.... [B]An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.[/B] [B]'How many children?' asks the council worker.[/B] [B]'10' replies the Essex girl.[/B] [B]'10?' says the council worker. 'What are their names?'[/B] [B]'Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne.'[/B] [B]'Doesn't that get confusing?'[/B] [B]'Naah...' says the Essex girl 'its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY, or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it...'[/B] [B]'What if you want to speak to one individually?' says the perturbed council worker.[/B] [B]'That's easy,' says the Essex girl... 'I just use their surnames.' [/B] [/QUOTE]
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