Firm?

[mcgaw81]

One morning while making breakfast,

a man walked up to his wife,

pinched her on the butt and said.

'If you firmed this up, we could get rid of

your control top pantyhose.'

While this was on the edge of intolerable

she kept silent.

The next morning,

the man woke his wife with

a pinch on each of her breasts

and said.

'You know, if you firmed these up,

we could get rid of your bra.'

This was

beyond

a silent response.

So she rolled over.

and

grabbed him

by his

'DANGLER'

With a death grip in place,

she said.

'You know,

if you

firmed this up,

we could

get rid of

the gardener

the postman

the pool man

and

your brother!'

 

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