General Custer

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General Custer is in the fort of the 7th cavalry

talking to the Lone Ranger and Tonto. Suddenly Tonto drops to the floor ,ear to the ground, then gets up and says, " Huge tribe of hostile Indians are about to attack the fort, they are led by a one legged, one eyed warrior on a black horse and are all armed with repeating rifles."

Custer sounds the alarm then says "Wow , You indians amaze me , you have a fine companion there , Masked Man" With that he strides off.

Lone Ranger says " How the hell do you you that , Tonto ?"

" Oh simple , Kemasabe, you could do it yourself..... just lie down with your ear to the ground .........................................

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and look under gate."

 

[Apache]

I have another Lone Ranger joke

 

[Apache]

Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Buffalo come." The Lone Ranger looked at him and said, "Wow, that's amazing! How did you figure that out?"

wait for it

sorry children

Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Ear sticky!"

 

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