Hello Everyone :)

[misssweden]

Managed to bypass the whole introduction thing, so I thought I'd do it now despite having been a member for a few weeks.

Hello everyone!

I'm a 100% genuine bloody immigrant, currently doing my 2365 level 2 at college.

Already loving this forum (how can you not love a place on the internet where you type in the word G-U-I-N-N-E-S-S and you get a smiley?! ). Also loving college, despite the daily question "you're over 18 right? Can you please buy me some baccy?". Will mostly be randomly chatting here and there and asking stupid questions, please excuse me for that I've so far done six weeks at college, so please just presume that I don't really know what I'm on about. I'll get there eventually...

 

[Apache]

It's good to have you.

 

[Steve3948]

Apache, could you not phrase that a little different :innocent

 

[Apache]

Apache, could you not phrase that a little different :innocent

Sorry Steve. I didn't know you called 'dibs'.

 

[SeánH]

Hello and welcome

 

[NozSpark]

About bloody time too,,, we didn't have a clue who you were

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

I'm a 100% genuine bloody immigrant

Are you from Wales ? :slap

Welcome to the forum.

 

[misssweden]

I do get accused of that on a fairly regular basis

 

[steptoe]

not too worry, its any easy mistake with a name like yours,

I get accussed of being from Scotland all the time, even when I have my posh voice on,

 

[misssweden]

Yeah, i know. Should have thought of something that would make it a bit more obvious

In all fairness, I'd probably only understand you in writing. I need subtitles to understand anyone from anywhere west of Swindon and north of Oxford!

 

[steptoe]

just wait till you hear me sober drunk .

 

[misssweden]

It can't be as hard understanding my drunken texting. My housemate now knows that if I can't spell it, I probably don't mean it The minute phone breathalyzers becomes available I'm buying one!

 

[misssweden]

I'll just presume that anything you say mean "gimme another pint woman". Easy

 

[ProDave]

I'm a 100% genuine bloody immigrant,

I'm glad YOU said that. If any of us said that we would be banned and slammed in the nick for racial abuse,.

I get accussed of being from Scotland all the time, even when I have my posh voice on,

And that's bad because.... ?

 

[misssweden]

I'm glad YOU said that. If any of us said that we would be banned and slammed in the nick for racial abuse,.

I'm working on my Britishness though. Ok, it's taken 6 years, but I will actually drink tea now (But only if there's no coffee ).