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To celebrate our Silver Wedding Anniversary I took the wife to a night club at the weekend.
There was a guy on the dance floor giving it everything he had; the bump, the funky chicken, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, somersaults, the works.
My wife turned to me and said, "See that bloke there? Well, just before I met you 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down!"
I said, "Looks like he's still fu**ing celebrating!"
There was a guy on the dance floor giving it everything he had; the bump, the funky chicken, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, somersaults, the works.
My wife turned to me and said, "See that bloke there? Well, just before I met you 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down!"
I said, "Looks like he's still fu**ing celebrating!"
