How wrong can you get?

[Tony S]

Looking on Amazon for a favourite drink of mine, “Bessen Jenever”. The description was as follows.

• An old-fashioned berry geneva
  
• Very pale straw colour with fine slow legs *
  
• Slightly sweet to emphasise the sour flavour of the berries *
  

* It looks like Ribena and is very sweet, as for the slow legs ? ? ? ?

 

[Sidney]

If you drink enough do you get slow legs?

First time I drank Warsteiner in Germany I felt fine but my legs refused to work... 

 

[roys]

Tequila causes leg failure with me.

 

[SeánH]

If you drink enough do you get slow legs?

First time I drank Warsteiner in Germany I felt fine but my legs refused to work... 

I suffered the same fate  :Salute

 

[Tony S]

They’ve stared this time, delivery before 8pm today. Pity they dropped the case on the way!