It really works !

[phil d]

Some time ago I  heard a joke, "q, how do you confuse a Jehovahs witness? A,open the door.

Well this morning I was sat in my chair having a drink and a fag when there was a knock at the door,I answered it and there were 2 elderley women stood there holding a copy of "Watchtower". "good morning" I said rather gruffly," oh right "replied one,and with that they scurried off down the path! WTGrape?

 

[roys]

Should have put some clothes on first before you answered the door Phil

 

[Badger]

:Salute Or just stick a cctv camera up thats worled round our way  :slap

 

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

We have this by our front door & it seems to work



Just noticed that needs to be updated to include political mesages

 

[Tony S]

The door entry system works for me. Hello we’re jeho…………………………

I think SW was a bit surprised by my answer phone message “don’t bother leaving a message because I won’t answer.

Those that know me also know to ignore it.

 

[kerching]

Working on a block of flats a few months ago.

a couple of Happy Clappers going through the door entry system Flat by Flat

my job took about an hour

when i left the God bothers were still at it....but by now were begining to look a little downhearted

 

[OnOff]

I find answering the door wearing JUST rigger boots, carrying a carving knife covered in ketchup, quasi religious symbols daubed on my forehead in Nutella and clutching the youngest's Girls World Styling Head tends to put them off,,,,, :lol:

 

[steptoe]

We used to get then regularly according to the missus,

I met them on the path one day on my way out,

A few choice words and they've never been back,

Still see them regular knocking the other doors though, apart from the crazy lady across the road,,,,, :slap

 

[NozSpark]

They seem to send the kids to us..... If I answer the door next time mummy and/or daddy will be getting it both barrels

 

[Blue Duck]

I just say I worship Satan, & I'm busy sacrificing a goat.....

h34r:

 

[Zeespark]

I just shout into the house 'is that body ready for chopping up yet?' :innocent

Andy Guinness

 

[OnOff]

I just say I worship Satan, & I'm busy sacrificing a goat.....

h34r:

I just say I don't believe in Dog as I'm dyslexic..... :coat

 

[phil d]

I've had many a laugh with god botherers over the years some are classics such as,Do you want to but a watchtower? No I'll build my own.

"god is everywhere" she said, I replied "if thats the case why am I struggling with this floor on my own"?

"don't you think the troubles in Ireland are a sign of the end of the world?" me "no that's a political situation"

me to the bloke with the rather attractive female by his side "do you believe in free love?" he replied "actually yes we do" me "in that case can I bone your friend?"