jokes

[Apache]

85% of liverpudlian males say they enjoy sex in the shower........ The

other 15% haven't been to prison yet

*******s! Just been thrown out & barred from the local swimming baths

because i had my speedo trunks on! What i didn't know was the 's' had

come off the logo!!

Just bought a racehorse called 'my face', it may not be any good but i

can't wait to hear all the women in the crowd screaming 'come on .. .my

face

i've just been 2 my first muslim birthday party! Musical chairs was a

bit slow but f*ck me pass the parcel was fast!

2 irish couples decide to swap partners. Afterwards paddy said to murphy

that's the best f*ck i've ever had, i wonder how the girls got on ?

Paddy weighs 20st, so his doctor puts him on a diet. 'i want you to eat

regularly for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks, you

should loose 5lbs.' when paddy returned, he shocked the doctor by having

lost 4st. 'that?s amazing the doc said'...paddy nodded...'i'll tell you

be jesus, i taut i was gonna drop dead by da 3rd day.' 'what from hunger

said the doc?'...'no from the f........g skipping!'

the bbc have said that black and asians are not represented enough on tv

so they're putting crimewatch on twice a week.

Just popped home, caught the plumber with his **** in the dog! Can't

believe the police won't do anything! They said the b*stard was corgi

registered

 

[Specialist01269]

What can I say the best laugh i've had in ages:^O:^OApplaud Smiley.

Andy.

 

[a1]

Don't encourage him 01269. :^O

(I know that code off by heart).

 

[Specialist01269]

My mentor when I was learning my trade always told me that "Talent" should be encouraged to shine & at least it was reasonably clean anyway i never did like Corgi's.

Andy.