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<blockquote data-quote="Larnacaman" data-source="post: 167767" data-attributes="member: 11825"><p><strong>THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN.....</strong></p><p></p><p>Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: half discovered, half wild,</p><p></p><p>fertile and naturally beautiful!</p><p></p><p>Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: well developed and open to</p><p></p><p>trade, especially for someone with cash.</p><p></p><p>Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: very hot, relaxed, and convinced</p><p></p><p>of her own beauty.</p><p></p><p>Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: gently aging but still a warm</p><p></p><p>and desirable place to visit.</p><p></p><p>Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain: with a glorious and all</p><p></p><p>conquering past.</p><p></p><p>Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: has been through war and doesn't</p><p></p><p>make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.</p><p></p><p>Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: self-preserving, but open to</p><p></p><p>meeting new people.</p><p></p><p>After 70, she becomes Tibet: wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and</p><p></p><p>the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst</p><p></p><p>for spiritual knowledge visit there.</p><p></p><p>THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN....</p><p></p><p>Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran: <em><strong>Ruled by a pair of Nuts!!!</strong></em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Larnacaman, post: 167767, member: 11825"] [B]THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN.....[/B] Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain: with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet: wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN.... Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran: [I][B]Ruled by a pair of Nuts!!![/B][/I] [/QUOTE]
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