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A religious teenage girl went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."

The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

The young girl said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times."

The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."

The young girl asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

"No, but it'll wipe that smile off your face," the priest replied.

 

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Two points here:

1. You didn't tell me you went to a confession

and

2. You are not a Teenager.

:^O :^O:^O

 

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