Marry Me

[roys]

Not so much a joke as a heart warming story.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said,

'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and

went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and

scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat

up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end

 

[a1]

:^O

 

[Megaohm7]

I showed this to the missus , Her reply was ' you had the choice ' !! and you can cook your own dinner !! ROTFWL

 

[m4tty]

Takeaway it is then lol

 

[Evans Electric]

I showed this to the missus , Her reply was ' you had the choice ' !! and you can cook your own dinner !! ROTFWL

You didn't want to have done that .

 

[a2]

That was a mega ohm!!!

 

[SeánH]

Applaud Smiley

That was cracking

 

[extension15]

Ah bless..

ROTFWL

 

[tom1]

but he missed out on so much like thrilling conversation.

me. were do u want to eat

girlfriend. i dont mind

me. what about here

girlfriend. no not there

me. what about this place then

girlfriend. no not there

me. where then

gitlfriend. i dont mind

me yes u do mind obviously

girlfriend gets the hump, we continue to live happy ever after