Paul McCartney

[m4tty]

Paul McCartney is already upset with his new wife, apparently she is spending twice as much on shoes as the last one

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

Yes he was married to a woman with a plastic leg but he broke it off

 

[Doc Hudson]

Didn't his ex' try to sue him, but was told she didn't have a leg to stand on?

(groan!)

Doc H.

 

[husky2013]

Their relationship was on its last LEG!

 

[The Doktor]

He said he'd never "go down" on one knee again!!