Pilot...

[welshwizard]

..A Pilot forgets to turn off his announcement system after Welcoming his passengers onboard..

..After his announcement, he turns to his co-pilot and says: "John, I am off for a sh*te now and when I come back, I am going to have s*x with our new air hostess".

Horrified that he'd left his announcement system on and all on the plane can hear everything the Captain says, she ran down the isle before stumbling and falling over.

Where an elderly Lady looks down at her with a serious face and says "There's no need to rush Love, he's going for a sh*te, First".

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well.. cant sit here all afternoon surfin..

Mug o Tea is now gone...

so better get back on with me job's before the wife starts checking up on me!!!! :^O:^O

 

[a1]

Have a weekend off - tell your good Lady that I said you could. If she turns a funny colour or gets nasty - then tell her Extension15 said it.

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[extension15]

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