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A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, I haven't seen you

in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'

'What do you mean?' said the pirate. 'I feel fine.'

'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'

'We were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'

'OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'

'In another battle I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was

cut off and I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.'

'What about that eye patch?'

'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and

one of them sh1t in my eye.'

'You're kidding. You lost an eye from bird sh1t?'

'It was my first day with the hook.



Oh geez guys but its not warranted they are from a customer of mine. ?:|