Police Job Interview

[septiclecky]

London Met Police Job Interview...

A man seeking to join the London Met's Firearms Department, is being interviewed.

The Chief Constable doing the interview says: "Your qualifications look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a loaded service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot an illegal immigrant, a drug dealer, a religious extremist, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude", says the Chief Constable. "When can you start?"

 

[matt.leung]

haha...

 

[Apache]

"Why the rabbit?"

Because they are tasty and you'll be hungry after all the 'community policing'...........

 

[revjames]

I went for an interview at the electricity board (MANWEB) a few years. It was a proper interview with a huge desk and a panel of interviewers. One of them said "I see your from Holyhead. any police records?" I was insulted at his attitude and suddenly, getting this job meant a bit less to me. "Yeah mate, I've got Message in a Bottle and walking on the Moon" I heard myself reply. He looked astounded and said something very quickly to his colleague in Welsh. That was it. I had blown it I thought but got the job!