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POOF, THE LIGHT GOES OFF

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with

normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are

you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'

George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so

he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the

bathroom, poof! the light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes

off.'

'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says. A little later in the day, the

doctor calls George's wife. 'Ethel,' he says, 'George is doing fine! But I

had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.

Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the

bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?'

'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims. 'He's p!ss!ng in the fridge again

 
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He goes back to the doctor the next day. The doctor requests a urine sample and a stool sample. George is a little hard of hearing and turns to Ethel for clarification

'They want you to leave your pants' she shouts back ;)

 
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