(in advance/......sorry.)
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know I live by the railway? Well, on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks like in the films. I ran over, cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short I scored big time. We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky sod. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno," replied the man. "Never found the head!"
:coat
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know I live by the railway? Well, on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks like in the films. I ran over, cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short I scored big time. We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky sod. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno," replied the man. "Never found the head!"
:coat
