Satnav shoes

[pickleye]

Just been talking to a Dutchman in Tesco's.

He showed me his shoes with built in SatNav....

Clever Clogs:yawn

 

[kerching]

I went to look at a second hand car. When I got there it was the biggest pile of carp that I had ever seen and I told the owner that it was worthless. He accused me of floccinaucinihilipilification, that was easy for him to say.............. :coat