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George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th
Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas .
When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a
sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt
became very friendly. George brushed her off.
Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was
nice, and you were so rude."
"Harriet, she's a prostitute."
"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"
"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it."
In their room, George called down to the desk and
asked for 'Bambi' to come to Room 217.
"Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the
door open just enough to hear us, OK?"
Soon, there was a knock on the door. George
opened it and Bambi walked in, swinging her
hips provocatively.
George asked, "How much do you charge?"
"$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services.."
Even George was taken aback. "$125? I was thinking
more in the range of $25."
Bambi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick
if you think you can buy sex for that price."
"Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business.
Goodbye."
After she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom. She
said, "I just can't believe it!"
George said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink,
then eat dinner."
At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi
came up behind George, pointed slyly at Harriet,
and said, "See what you get for $25?"
Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas .
When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a
sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt
became very friendly. George brushed her off.
Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was
nice, and you were so rude."
"Harriet, she's a prostitute."
"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"
"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it."
In their room, George called down to the desk and
asked for 'Bambi' to come to Room 217.
"Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the
door open just enough to hear us, OK?"
Soon, there was a knock on the door. George
opened it and Bambi walked in, swinging her
hips provocatively.
George asked, "How much do you charge?"
"$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services.."
Even George was taken aback. "$125? I was thinking
more in the range of $25."
Bambi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick
if you think you can buy sex for that price."
"Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business.
Goodbye."
After she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom. She
said, "I just can't believe it!"
George said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink,
then eat dinner."
At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi
came up behind George, pointed slyly at Harriet,
and said, "See what you get for $25?"
