maccarooni
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Arrr...I've a tale to tell. Sailin the high seas west of Dagger Isle, the good Captain Happy and me were set upon by a hurricane. It blowed us into some rocks and our ship, which we had stolen fair 'n' square from some landlubber, began to sink. We barely survived by haulin' our ****s and our big bag of booty into the skiff.
After bein' adrift fo' 2 days, we was startin' to get a might hungry and we set about searching the booty for a bite to eat. Looking through the loot, I found a lamp and started rubbin' to see if there was a genie inside. The Captain almost fell off the bow when the genie appeared and offered me a wish. Being so thirsty, I couldn't help meself, I asked for the sea to be turned into rum. The genie clapped once and disappeared, leaving us afloat surrounded by RUM! I immediately stuck my face in the rum and drank heartily!
When I rose up, the Captain was starin' at me with that look he has when he is gonna yell at me, "Arrrr, now ye gone anddone it. He said.
we're gonna have to **** in the boat!"
After bein' adrift fo' 2 days, we was startin' to get a might hungry and we set about searching the booty for a bite to eat. Looking through the loot, I found a lamp and started rubbin' to see if there was a genie inside. The Captain almost fell off the bow when the genie appeared and offered me a wish. Being so thirsty, I couldn't help meself, I asked for the sea to be turned into rum. The genie clapped once and disappeared, leaving us afloat surrounded by RUM! I immediately stuck my face in the rum and drank heartily!
When I rose up, the Captain was starin' at me with that look he has when he is gonna yell at me, "Arrrr, now ye gone anddone it. He said.
we're gonna have to **** in the boat!"
