Sneaking in the house

[m4tty]

Two married men are out drinking and one says to the other "i can never sneak into my house after ive been out no matter how quiet i am my wife still wakes up & nags me" his friend replies "do what I do slam the front door stamp up the stairs jump into bed slap her ars and say how about a B J .. bet shes f'in sleeping then"

 

[tom1]

 

[batty]

So true that one.

:^O