SUPPLIES

[Revved Up Sparky]

Three blokes got labouring jobs on a building site, a Scotsman, an Italian and a Chinaman. They were all given jobs to do, the foreman said to the Scotsman "shovel that sand", to the Italian he said "sweep the sand", and to the Chinaman the foreman said "you're in charge of the supplies". The foreman left the site for 2 hours, came back and nothing had been done. He found the Scotsman and Italian sitting down on a pile of bricks and shouted, "Why have'nt you shoveled or swept?". The Scotsman shrugged his shoulders and said "no shovel". The Italian did the same saying "no brusha". By now steam was coming out of the foremans ears and he set off on the warpath for the Chinaman who was supposed to be in charge of the supplies. As he walked past a pile of breeze blocks the Chinaman jumped out with his hands waving in the air shouting "SUPPLIES".

 

[Apache]

I tell that one

 

[a2]

:^O

 

[Badger]

Three blokes got labouring jobs on a building site, a Scotsman, an Italian and a Chinaman. They were all given jobs to do, the foreman said to the Scotsman "shovel that sand", to the Italian he said "sweep the sand", and to the Chinaman the foreman said "you're in charge of the supplies". The foreman left the site for 2 hours, came back and nothing had been done. He found the Scotsman and Italian sitting down on a pile of bricks and shouted, "Why have'nt you shoveled or swept?". The Scotsman shrugged his shoulders and said "no shovel". The Italian did the same saying "no brusha". By now steam was coming out of the foremans ears and he set off on the warpath for the Chinaman who was supposed to be in charge of the supplies. As he walked past a pile of breeze blocks the Chinaman jumped out with his hands waving in the air shouting "SUPPLIES".

:coat

 

[a1]

Couldn't see that one coming - But still liked it.