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Feb 13, 2008
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Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a

Double Decker, it was After Eight.

She was from Quality Street; he was a

Fisherman's Friend.

On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar,

he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine


He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one

with the hole' she said.

'I'm the one with the nuts,' he thought!

Then he touched her Milky Way.

They checked in to a hotel, and went

straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury

turned out the light for a bit of Black


It wasn't long before he slipped his

hand into her Snickers and felt her

Cream Egg.

He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed

her his Curly Wurly and Miss Rowntree

shaked her Tic Tacs for him.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any

Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip

down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party


He was pleased as he always fancied a

bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as

she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.

When he pulled out, his fun size Mars

Bar felt a bit Crunchie.

She wanted more, but he needed a Time

Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers

looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl,

had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and

finished off by giving her a Gob


Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go

home to his wife, Caramel.

Sadly, 3 days later his Magnum lolly

started to drip. It turned out Miss

Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who

had Allsorts!!!



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Feb 6, 2008
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What has it got to do with Sweats though?


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