TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS

[Larnacaman]

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TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS

'1'

Blaming your farts on me.....

Not funny... not funny at all !!!

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'2'

Yelling at me for barking.

I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG

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'3'

Taking me for a walk.

Then not letting me check stuff out.

Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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'4'

Any trick that involves balancing

food on my nose. Stop it!

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'5'

Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.

Now you know why we chew your stuff

up when you're not home.

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'6'

The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.

You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what

a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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'7'

Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip',

Then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

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'8'

Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.

Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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'9'

Dog sweaters. Hello ???

Haven't you noticed the fur?

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'10'

How you act disgusted when I lick myself.

Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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Now lay off me on some of these things.

We both know who's boss here!

You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.

A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.

CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!!!

If you mated a Bulldog

and a S**tzu...

Would it be called

Bulls**t??

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[bugsley]

Yes, it would be called a bullsh*t.

There was one on Britains Got Talent recently. :good night:

 

[m4tty]

Lol nicE one larnacaman. Where you been hiding mate?

 

[Zeespark]

Matty, this joke was from 5th December 2010 mate

AndyGuinness

 

[Manator]

I seldom visit the jokes thread, about time I did!

 

[revjames]

Actually that joke was in the film Dumb and Dumber..... in the 1980's

 

[m4tty]

Silly me lol

Should had checked the date

 

[sprocketflup]

Lol nicE one larnacaman. Where you been hiding mate?

He's obviously ran out of really old jokes

 

[batty]

Blame Bugsy he brought the old thread up.