Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now....
- No Jesus.
- No Christmas.
- No television.
- No cheerleaders.
- No undressed women.
- No car races.
- No football.
- No soccer.
- No golf.
- No tailgate parties.
- No pork BBQ.
- No hot dogs.
- No burgers.
- No lobster.
- No shellfish or even frozen fish sticks.
- No nachos.
- No beer nuts.
- No beer.
- Rags for clothes and towels for hats
- Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
- Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
- More than one wife.
- You can't shave.
- Your wives can't shave.
- You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
- The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
- Your bride is picked by someone else.
- She smells just like your donkey.
- Your donkey has a better disposition.
- <LI class=EC_MsoNormal>Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
- I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
