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Yippee. Only another 66 posts, and your souls will be ALL MINE. ]:)

(evil laugh from stage left) ]:) :^O

(small curl of smoke from your laptop as you read this) :eek:

(must have been where you dribbled on the keyboard `cos you were laughing too much!) :^O

SL - I`m gonna get `em before you! All of `em.B)

(another evil laugh - stage right this time......... ) :eek: ] :) :eek:

 

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Yippee. Only another 66 posts, and your souls will be ALL MINE. ]:) (evil laugh from stage left) ]:) :^O

(small curl of smoke from your laptop as you read this) :eek:

(must have been where you dribbled on the keyboard `cos you were laughing too much!) :^O

SL - I`m gonna get `em before you! All of `em.B)

(another evil laugh - stage right this time......... ) :eek: ] :) :eek:
The rate your going....

it will be about Ten-to-Nine tonight when you hit '666':^O:^O:^O:^O:_|

 

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Yippee. Only another 66 posts, and your souls will be ALL MINE. ]:) (evil laugh from stage left) ]:) :^O

(small curl of smoke from your laptop as you read this) :eek:

(must have been where you dribbled on the keyboard `cos you were laughing too much!) :^O

SL - I`m gonna get `em before you! All of `em.B)

(another evil laugh - stage right this time......... ) :eek: ] :) :eek:
According to QI the number of the beast is actually 616 - so only 15 posts to go!

Apparantly 615.99 is the retail price of the beast! 666 is the fax number of the beast!

 

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According to QI the number of the beast is actually 616 - so only 15 posts to go!Apparantly 615.99 is the retail price of the beast! 666 is the fax number of the beast!
I appreciate the point you`re TRYING to make, my friend; but you`ve forgotten to add the V.A.T; at 8.117%B)

ergo: dah-da. Sorry, wrong answer.

I don`t think I`ve got a fax number - I`m a5exualB)

Anyway,................ Face............Bovvered??

Don`t `fink so m8. :|

666 and your soul will me mine. Mine, I tell you Hahahahahahahahahahah] :)

 

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I appreciate the point you`re TRYING to make, my friend; but you`ve forgotten to add the V.A.T; at 8.117%B)ergo: dah-da. Sorry, wrong answer.

I don`t think I`ve got a fax number - I`m a5exualB)

Anyway,................ Face............Bovvered??

Don`t `fink so m8. :|

666 and your soul will me mine. Mine, I tell you Hahahahahahahahahahah] :)
Ok... so I know this bit came from an American website... :(

but I think it still raises a smile!! :D ] :) ]:) ] :) ]:)

We all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:

670

Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI

Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000

Number of the High Precision Beast

0.666

Number of the Millibeast

/ 666

Beast Common Denominator

666 ^ (-1)

Reciprocal of the Beast

666i

Imaginary number of the Beast

1010011010

Binary number of the Beast

1-666

Area code of the Beast

00666

Zip code of the Beast

1-900-666-0666: Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!

Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.

$665.95

Retail price of the Beast

$699.25

Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769.95

Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$656.66

Walmart price of the Beast

$646.66

Next week's Walmart price of the Beast

Phillips 666

Gasoline of the Beast

Route 666

Way of the Beast

666 F

Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k

Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg

Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

6.66 %

5 year CD interest rate at Beast Bank

$666 minimum deposit.

Lotus 6-6-6

Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66

Word Processor of the Beast

i66686

CPU of the Beast

666i-

BMW of the Beast

DSM-666 (revised)

Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

668

Next-door neighbour of the Beast

:DB)

Your getting closer Mr K!!

 

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On a serious Note Gentlemen, and you too KM. :eek:

You are really starting to worry me and I have doubts with regard to your sanity.

:^O

]:)

 

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Its gettin closer.... :( Latter today???? :_|

or tomorrow???? ]:) ] :)
Erm......

As it`s NOW tomorrow; I`ll suggest tomorrow. We`ll see] :)

Gotta go now. Just had happy pills to quiet my back down, so I can get a bit `o` sleep!

says on the packet "don`t take with alcohol!"

`Sokay though! I had the alcohol first; and a bit more afta!

feelin woozy now. Yippee. ( 2 &1/2 hr sleep yesterday:_|)

See you later all. No talking about me when I`m not here spec. !!!

 

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Erm......As it`s NOW tomorrow; I`ll suggest tomorrow. We`ll see] :)

Gotta go now. Just had happy pills to quiet my back down, so I can get a bit `o` sleep!

says on the packet "don`t take with alcohol!"

`Sokay though! I had the alcohol first; and a bit more afta!

feelin woozy now. Yippee. ( 2 &1/2 hr sleep yesterday:_|)

See you later all. No talking about me when I`m not here spec. !!!
G-night m8...

oh....

can...

slipshod have his pants back!! :^O :^O:^O:^O:^O:^O:^O

they'll only self combust when you reach ']:)666'

 

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Looks like tonites the nite :( ,

but i've become quite attached to my soul so im off to hide!! ]:)

Be back to pick up the pieces later :x

 

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S`okay. I`ll wait while as many of you as possible are here! the more the merrier. ]:) ] :) ]:)
I am going to rest in a "lead lined" trunk.....

with a crucifix....

steptoes beer...

a box of your scooby snacks...

me electric forum sticker...

and that girlie toolbag of welshy's full of his twix's!!

then I shall wait until 670... or higher.... :|

when the radiation has died down:( :eek:

should be able to survive a couple o days on that lot:D:D

 

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Well I'm off for a while...back later....

call me when KME's safe again.... :eek: ]:)B)
Hi Guys (& gal).

I hope everyone`s got their soul clean, purged & ready to be collected?

I`m feeling a bit "grim" tonight!

But it`s ok. Don`t be scared. There`s no need to "fear the reaper!":^O] :) :^O ]:)B)

 
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