This made me laugh

[mcgaw81]

Two Essex girls go shopping in Selfridges in Oxford Street , walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.

Shazza sprays it on her wrist and smells it.

"That's quite nice, innit, don't you fink Cheryl?"

"Yeah, what's it called?"

"Viens a moi.""VIENS A MOI, what the ****** does that mean?"

At this stage the assistant offers some help.

"Viens a moi, ladies, that's French for 'come to me'.

Shazza takes another sniff and offers her arm to Cheryl, saying,

"That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you ?"

 

[wotnoearth]

Great joke mcgaw81!!

How about this one?-------

Two cowboys were out on the range talking about their favourite sex positions.

One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I've heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, "Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' "

"Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."

 

[mcgaw81]

Great joke mcgaw81!!How about this one?-------

Two cowboys were out on the range talking about their favourite sex positions.

One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I've heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, "Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' "

"Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."

:^O :^O:^O

 

[mcgaw81]

iBreast!Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBreast will cost

 

[mcgaw81]

Blonde goes into PC World and aks for a pair of curtains for her computer.

'You don't need curtains for a computer love.'

'Duh, Hello, it's got f*****g windows!!'

 

[mcgaw81]

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?

The one who can eat the last donut!