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Apache

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A mother had 3 virgin daughters..

They were all getting married within a short time period.

Because Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.

The card said nothing but: 'Nescafe'

Mum was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.

It said: 'Good till the last drop'.

Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,

And the card read: 'Rothmans'

Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes,

And she read from the pack: 'Extra Long. King Size'

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in Auckland , New Zealand .

Mum waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing... Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.

Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words 'Air New Zealand '

Mum took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for Air NZ.

The ad said:

'Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways.'........................... Mum Fainted !

:D

 

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