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Barak Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time

machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both

decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes

first

"What will the USA be like in 100 years

time"

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action

and gives him a printout, he reads it out "The country

is in good hands under the new president, crime is

non-existant, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy.

There are no worries"

Gordon Brown thinks "Its not bad this time

machine, I'll have a bit of that" so he asks

"What will Britain be like in 100 years time?"

The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action,

and he gets a printout. But he just stares at it.

"Come on Gordon" says Barak, "Share

what it says"

"I can't! Its all in

Arabic!"

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Badger, my boys insist they get your coat (I've insisted they go no further).

Don & his Boys

 
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