Irishman finds a sandwich in the road with two red wires sticking out !!
He phones the police and says,"Help bejesus i've found a sandwich that looks like a bloody bomb."
The Operator says,"Is it tickin' ?"
Paddy says,"No, I tink it's beef !!"
He phones the police and says,"Help bejesus i've found a sandwich that looks like a bloody bomb."
The Operator says,"Is it tickin' ?"
Paddy says,"No, I tink it's beef !!"