mcgaw81
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I got arrested for being drunk and disorderly by this really fit policewoman.
She was questioning me and she said, "Whatever you say will be taken down."
So I replied, "Knickers."
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Two eggs are boiling in a saucepan
One says "Wow look, I've got a big crack"
The other replied "Dont tease me, I'm not hard yet!"
:coat
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Mummy, Mummy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?
Shut up and get back in the oven.
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A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her f--king appendix out!"
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I was walking along the pavement and there was this sign that said, "Pavement ahead closed. Please use other side."
It made me cross.
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:coat
She was questioning me and she said, "Whatever you say will be taken down."
So I replied, "Knickers."
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Two eggs are boiling in a saucepan
One says "Wow look, I've got a big crack"
The other replied "Dont tease me, I'm not hard yet!"
:coat
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Mummy, Mummy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?
Shut up and get back in the oven.
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A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her f--king appendix out!"
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I was walking along the pavement and there was this sign that said, "Pavement ahead closed. Please use other side."
It made me cross.
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:coat
