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[Blue Duck]

4 years to put a dimmer in the boys room. :|

glad I'm not the only one!

 

[steptoe]

I've still got the cables for the under cabinet lights just hanging out of the wall,

It's only been 6 years,

Wife reckons we eill.need a new kitchen.before I get it finished.

FTFY

:slap

 

[kerching]

Anybody remember my kids chen project at home?

I'm msaid i would post pics when finished!

Still,waiting

Just got,other things to,do.....that PAY!

 

[Tony S]

Jobs have to be carefully planed out. Only then do you get to working out the method followed by a lengthy consultation process.

Eventually work starts, then stops, starts, stops, starts, stops, starts, stops, starts.

When the job is finally complete, she’ll want something altering.

Divorce is easier.

 

[kerching]

Murder is quicker....attrib. O,Pestorious. HMP SIF IFFRICAH

 

[Tony S]

Pity I don’t work on furnaces any more, this could have had a nice little earner.

 

[kerching]

I have been happily married for three weeks!

Not too bad considering I have served 35 years!

I Will miss her when she leaves....but NOT with the second shot!