What would Gok Wan or Trinny & Susannah say about your safety gear????

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Friday night saftness sets in...

Useless trivial banter....

Are you a fashion icon in your safety gear..?B-)

or do you just look a prat !?

Do your colours clash?

Are you a Hi-vis vest / big chunky Jacket / waistcoat / T-shirt or other type of bod..?

Do you go the whole hog and have the trousers as well?

Are you a Hi Vis Yellow or Orange sort of person?

What colour is your helmet? (oops sorry vicar), Hard hatBlushing White / Blue / Other

Plain black boots / Brown / Snazzy Trainer type footwear ?

And when you have all this on.. Does your bum look big in it??? ; \

Come now into "Uncle specials" fashion anxiety clinic......

all your problems solved...

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p.s.

I is just a boring Yellow waistcoat & white hat sort of guy! :|

 

[betty swollocks]

well i made a fashion mistake of allowing g/f to flick through PE mag...

when she came to the Snickers ad she looks at me and say 'you should get some of this, it looks great' with a lustful look on her face... so i goes and get all togged up

walks in living room holding my drill in my hand, she looked up and laughed her head off......

good stuff though but i had to sleep with four lady customers just to get me confidence over this knock back..... (joke)

 

[GreekIslandLover]

Got all except the trousis in shiny, hi viz yellow. Trouble is, the t shirts have been washed with kids sports kit and not exactly the original yellow any more, and the jacket is certainly past it's prime. I don't THINK I look a pratt, but sure looks scruffy. I'm hoping the powers that be will get round to issuing some new stuff soon. Boots are trainers with toe caps in a nice green that doesn't match or coordinate with anything! Not sure what colour my helmet is, but I do know it's in the van (somewhere......)

 

[M107]

Helmet = one white hard hat & one (starts to mumble)luminous pink pacific helmet with eye sheild & torch

Eye ware = Edge safety specs

Vizzy = yellow waist coat type

Water proofs = Hi viz yellow jacket & trousers

Footware = Dewalt & cat safety boots & bog standard black trainers.

Gloves = None

Mask = sillicone Half Mask with filter.

Trousers = Snickers in twotone blue

 

[Evans Electric]

New , excellent pair of "Groundworker" safety boots, lightwieght, tan colour. Scruffy old jeans, blue sweat shirts , blue hard hat and viz waistcoat in van somewhere. Had a Snickers bomber jacket for ten years now, seems to be indestructible black material, must be space suit material. Need a new one.

One thing I take seriously is a bin in the van for face masks( can't take that loft lagging !!!) a respirator type mask,(saves your glasses steaming up with the paper ones)

Safety goggles, and hard shell knee pads (Can't kneel without them these days, knees shot now !! ) Blimey how sad is this

Deke

 

[Apache]

Helmet = one white hard hat & one (starts to mumble)luminous pink pacific helmet with eye sheild & torch

We never knew! There's no need to hide these things. We now have the only *** on the forum? JL assures me the leather pants are just a comfort thing

A drugs company gave me a hi-viz wastecoat with 'VET' on the back in big letters. Have it in my car but have not needed to wear it

 

[Andy™]

A drugs company gave me a hi-viz wastecoat with 'VET' on the back in big letters. Have it in my car but have not needed to wear it

more like the drug dealer gave you a hi-viz with 'VET' on the back so you could say that ketamine you have is really for your job and not for other purposes....

 

[Apache]

more like the drug dealer gave you a hi-viz with 'VET' on the back so you could say that ketamine you have is really for your job and not for other purposes....

When they talk about ketamine on the news they always call it a 'horse tranquilizer', to make it sound nasty and dangerous. We use it on horses but also on puppies and kittens as it's really really safe! :^O

It is used in people in combination with other drugs and at accident scenes for people in sever pain (often when they call a doctor to an accident scene). It doesn't lower blood pressure like most other strong painkillers and sedatives.

 

[Andy™]

as it's really really safe! :^O

dont tell the local charvs that!

Actually, do, they could OD and do society a favour!

 

[Apache]

dont tell the local charvs that! Actually, do, they could OD and do society a favour!

Huge safety margin - hard to overdose.

As cats wake up they swat invisible flies and run around in circles - Hilarious!

there's a video on youtube (YouTube - Drunk Kitty (sedated after visit to the vet)) better than this one

 

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Blimey...

thats quite a lot of reply to a bit of mindless drivel!

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BUT

nobody's admitted that their gear makes their bum look big!!! :^O

Anyway..

I fink Trinny Gok Susan & co would be very proud of all of you..

by the sounds of it...

not only is this the most friendly forum...

Tis the best dressed as well!! Applaud Smiley:^O:^O:^O:^O:x

 

[NozSpark]

I'll be the first to admit,,,, my bum always looks big no matter what I'm wearing...

Snickers pants (Black/grey), brown safety boots, navy polo shirts (With logo on breast and back), navy sweatshirt (With logo on breast and back) and navy jacket (logo on breast)..

Also have a yellow hi vis somewhere in the van (doesn't fit anyway!!)

 

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I'll be the first to admit,,,, my bum always looks big no matter what I'm wearing...Snickers pants (Black/grey), brown safety boots, navy polo shirts (With logo on breast and back), navy sweatshirt (With logo on breast and back) and navy jacket (logo on breast)..

Also have a yellow hi vis somewhere in the van (doesn't fit anyway!!)

Post your H-vis over to me.....

I will arrange printing of the back...

"Turbine Expert"...

then post it back ...

so when you are doing Turbine work...

No one will argue with you!

 

[NozSpark]

Could you make that...

Turbine Installation Technician

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[Apache]

Could you make that...Turbine Installation Technician

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Ah you'd look a right T I T!

(and in winter a blue T I T)

(after Christmas a great T I T)

 

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Could you make that...Turbine Installation Technician

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Ah you'd look a right T I T! (and in winter a blue T I T)

(after Christmas a great T I T)

ohhhhhh!

you are very rude!! :OBlushingBlushingBlushing

 

[Apache]

ohhhhhh!you are very rude!! :OBlushingBlushingBlushing

Not rude - Tight!

I just saved him

 

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Not rude - Tight!I just saved him

 

[NozSpark]

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