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I have some commercial customers who generally take about 6 weeks to pay... but they get charged at a higher rate so I just get on with it... Nae use when you come back from yer holidays though!!!

:P :^O I'll stick the cross in and you head them home! :D Now... Get yer coat! :P :coat

Think it may indeed have been you Andy :) Applaud SmileyApplaud SmileyApplaud SmileyApplaud SmileyApplaud SmileyApplaud SmileyApplaud SmileyApplaud Smiley I'll use it next time!

for tea. How about that then? Nice venison bangers, served Warner Brothers style in turnip and tattie mash... ...with a shallot and red wine jus no less! BlushingBlushingBlushing Anyone beat that??

Strangely enough... tape measures and posi's! I don't know how many tape measures I own, have a great wee 2m one which sits nicely in a cargo pocket and various in between up to a nice 30m job... at least several, possibly bordering on many! Can I ever find 1 of 'em when I need it?! PrayPray...

Vardis! Walk of shame for me... f00kin bar stewards that they are! BlushingX(headbangBlushingX( headbang

Yup... be fire brigade the morra, ambulance service the day after, RNLI that day after and so life goes on for the dodgy telesales punter... someone on here (can't remeber who) had a great answer for them. "No he's not here, wait and I'll go get him" ... and leave them on the line for however...

I'm not too happy crimping solid cores either (although I have.) Was a maintenance spark for some years and we would never crimp solid core cables, particularly in any environment where they may be exposed to vibrations. Sure there will be summink in the regs about it??

And me I believe ;) Suppose the 'Missing' photos on milk cartons in the States would constitute the great milk communication revolution. Not to mention the "this is a giraffe/lion/blue whale/rhinoscerous" images we used to get on the milk cartons at school. Don't get me started on...

?:| Erm... the great milk communication revolution of 1859?? ?:| Love me milk tho :xGuiness Drink

Radio signal?

Telegram?

TeeHee... And how wise was the man who told you that?! That's now my standard advice to any apprentice I should take on in the future! You have an attic, yer laughin'... jb all the way.

Local is better methinks. Also, like you said Paul, for the first 3 months all I got was nuisance charities, and other would be advertisers calling me.

We had a discussion about this on here before and the money I spent on Yellow Pages wasn't worth it (bordering on wasted). I can't speak for other areas but I took a decent sized add out in my 2 local books, it cost me plenty and I struggled to recoup my money from it. If you decide to speak to...

Seem to remember 4Mohms being quoted as an average body resistance during a discussion with inspection and testing tutor. The 30mA (0.003A) and disconnection time values of our RCDs is based on an average body resistance and the time it would take tae kill ye! :z :z:_|O)O) O)

Check yer tester then phone Mulder and Scully ?:|

Just your luck who turns up to look at it. I had 1 moved and 'luckily' enough supply was an old pyro and way to wee for the job. Called 'em up, guy came out, said cable was too wee and needed changed for safety. "What's the chances of getting it moved to under the stairs?" Nae bother... done...

Oh, and good on you for hunting them down GH... I had some work with a builder a couple of years ago (refused everything since) who was also a complete and utter a

Check out Andy C's pic... I think it would occur to most people that maybe you should get that checked out, electrician or not. I should point out that I have my doubts as to whether some of the guys working for the supply companies up here, installing dp switches, doing meter swapovers etc...