....and remember folks....

[Evans Electric]

....some days you are the statue and somedays you are the pigeon . :innocent

 

[betty swollocks]

And one day you will be the turkey

No matter how good or bad you are, one day somebody you've likely never met will stuff you good and proper!

 

[Evans Electric]

And also .........A stranger,s just a friend you do not know ......AAAaaah

 

[steptoe]

yesterday is gone,

tomorrow is yet to come

today is a gift, that's why it's called the present.

 

[betty swollocks]

Women

You can't live with them

And you can't live with them

 

[ProDave]

In just 2 days time, tomorrow will be yesterday.

 

[sellers]

I was deffinatley the statue yesterday, 8.30 on the job, 8.31 stood on my drill I'd left on the 6th step and fell down the wooden stairs, feeling it today. HASAWA 1974 :Salute

 

[Evans Electric]

There are places I'll remember all my life,

Though some have changed

Some forever,not for better,

Some have gone, some remain.

First one with the author wins a prize ( From Steptoe)

 

[Andy™]

There are places I'll remember all my life,Though some have changed

Some forever,not for better,

Some have gone, some remain.

First one with the author wins a prize ( From Steptoe)

well that was easy (ill not say it though). but i would never have got it without google...

 

[Bacon]

Like mushrooms covered in ***** and kept in the dark.

 

[sprocketflup]

8.30 on the job, 8.31 stood on my drill

Did that include foreplay too? You may have beaten my own proudly held record there

 

[betty swollocks]

8.30 on the job, 8.31 stood on my drill

8.30????

What happened did you sleep in as well??

 

[a1]

• Don't step on a step that isn't there.
  
• Don't push your Granny while she's shaving.
  
• Don't eat yellow snow.
  
• Don't wait for the 5 O'clock bus on a Sunday; my friend, it doesn't come 'til Monday.
  
• If you fall and break your leg - don't come running to me.
  

It was Christmas in November,

the snow was raining fast,

A bare footed man with clogs on,

came slowly, whizzing past,

he turned a dead straight corner,

to see a dead donkey die,

he went to pull out his pistol gun

and the donkey ****ed in his eye.

 

[Evans Electric]

I was deffinatley the statue yesterday, 8.30 on the job, 8.31 stood on my drill I'd left on the 6th step and fell down the wooden stairs, feeling it today. HASAWA 1974 :Salute

Wasn't there a song like that ?

8.30 out on the job .8.31 stepped on my drill

3 to get ready and go man go

But don't you step on my Dewalt drill

you can do anything but step on my Dewalt drill

I could have a hit with that !!

 

[sellers]

it was a makita though deke!

 

[kerching]

It is better to be the one on the outside p!$$ing inwards, than the person on the inside looking outwards...[Q.attrib. Mr Merlot 2012 ishhhh]........... :Y

 

[kme]

That`d just be a rip-off of the original, though, wouldn`t it? (song, NOT drill!!!!!)

 

[Evans Electric]

it was a makita though deke!

Oh right .... Yeah..Elton John got in first with that one ! :C