Another one for Pro Dave.....

[fletchflash]

Pro Dave, heres another one for you, just spotted on the A1.

seen on a roofers van-

"Have you been gripped and felt and professionally laid?"

hilarious.

 

[ProDave]

Pro Dave, heres another one for you, just spotted on the A1.seen on a roofers van-

"Have you been gripped and felt and professionally laid?"

hilarious.

I would add it, but there's a limit on the number of characters you can have in your signature.

 

[sellers]

I was told of a builders van in preston that was owned by an asian guy with the slogan,

'You've had all cowboys, now try the indians'

 

[kerching]

Best I have ever seen...local aerial lad from many moons ago. 1st Van 'A perfect Erection every time', 2nd Van 'Another Perfect Erection'

Local Plumber...'.Number 1 for Number 2s'.... :coat

 

[pickleye]

Heard of:

"You've had the cowboys, now try the Indians" on the side of a builders van, many moons ago

 

[Ali]

The people laying the paving outside my inlaw's house were all young lovely guys in tight t-shirts. The t-shirts had the company logo with "Get laid by us" written on it.

I had a lovely few days finding excuses to go round and watch the progress.

 

[fletchflash]

Ali-

why didnt you "pave the way" and ask one of the lovely guys out?