As You Get Older You Just Don't Care About.............

[ProDave]

No I don't wear a helmet on a pushbike (yes I do an a motorbike)

Only 1 person so far has dared to wear a hard hat on my building site, and that was the building control inspector.

 

[Evans Electric]

As you get older , blokes that  is ,  hair starts sprouting from your ears at an alarming rate .     Had to buy one of those minature clippers . 

When I stopped smoking hair returned to my knees .... how they're connected I don't know .

 

[misssweden]

You might be one of those medical miracles Deke :slap

 

[binky]

Your missus has a valid point. But I wanna know how blokes' eyebrows can suddenly grow an inch overnight. Where does these random long hairs just appear from? My theory is that they come from the same universe that the socks that disappears in the washing machine go to.

I reckon gravity is to blame, it drags your hair from your head, through your body and out the nearest orifice.

If you feel left out at Movember, you could always stop shaving..... :^O

 

[misssweden]

Are you confusing him with Steps?

No he's just a miracle full stop :slap

I reckon gravity is to blame, it drags your hair from your head, through your body and out the nearest orifice.

If you feel left out at Movember, you could always stop shaving..... :^O

I reckon you're right binky i'm glad it hasn't got that effect on me, although give it another few years and gravity definately wont be my friend :slap

And unless there happens to be a worldwide shortage of hair removal products... No way!

 

[OnOff]

Your missus has a valid point. But I wanna know how blokes' eyebrows can suddenly grow an inch overnight. Where does these random long hairs just appear from? My theory is that they come from the same universe that the socks that disappears in the washing machine go to.

That would be the same place random bra wires come from then? The ones I find blocking the washing machine pump causing whichever fault code. I then have to put up with the missus saying "Well it's not one of mine!" as she insists on checking every bra she owns! 

FFS who else's is it going to be, I'm only an A cup?  :lol:

 

[misssweden]

That would be the same place random bra wires come from then? The ones I find blocking the washing machine pump causing whichever fault code. I then have to put up with the missus saying "Well it's not one of mine!" as she insists on checking every bra she owns! 

FFS who else's is it going to be, I'm only an A cup?  :lol:

As long as she doesn't start to suspect that it's from another woman's underwear, I think you're safe :slap

 

[binky]

the velcro on my work touser side pockets is most excellent at attracting the wifes knickers - I've nearly walked out the house with  a pair of black frillies attached.... :slap

 

[kerching]

On more than one occasion at work, during a period of bodily overheating, i have removed an outer layer.....and a pair of the wifes knickers have dropped out!

Just confessing

 

[Rob_the_rich]

• As You Get Older You Just Don't Care About.............

What others think, such as wearing socks with sandals and tucking t-shirt in trousers

Just comfyer

 

[Lurch]

• As You Get Older You Just Don't Care About.............

What others think, such as wearing socks with sandals and tucking t-shirt in trousers
Just comfyer

I hope someone puts me out of my misery before I get that old. In fact, this is an open request, if you see me looking embarrassing please just run me over. Thanks.

 

[ProDave]

• As You Get Older You Just Don't Care About.............

What others think, such as wearing socks with sandals and tucking t-shirt in trousers

Just comfyer

I'm wearing socks in my crocs.  Is that the same sin?

 

[Rob_the_rich]

I'm wearing socks in my crocs.  Is that the same sin?

You know it is.

I'm going to have "wears socks with sandals" over my avatar now, I can feel it in my water.

 

[binky]

sockes with sandals NOOOOOOOOOO :^O

tucking t-shirts in, when I was younger you always did that, but that was before putting a few pounds on

 

[steptoe]

Jeez, 

If i untuck my t-shirt I have to put tank tape on my trousers,

I'm allergic to nickel, so the button stud brings me out in a massive rash,,,,,, 

 

[Rob_the_rich]

• As You Get Older You Just Don't Care About.............

What it says over your avatar. :C

 

[steptoe]

Are the handcuffs rubber coated then ?

Fluffy pink,

SSS wouldn't have it any other way,,,,,,,, 

 

[kerching]

• As You Get Older You Just Don't Care About.............

What it says over your avatar. :C

I,had to,read your Avatar Name twice before i realised it said "sock"!