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septiclecky

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January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!

 
ROTFWLROTFWLROTFWLROTFWL I showed that to my wife.. I'm now cooking my own dinner:O:O:O

 
4 women hanging onto a rope out the top window of a skyscraper 3 blondes and a brunette, they where arguing amongst themselves who was going to let go as the rope was giving way! the Brunette finally says, ok ok ill let go, admiring her the 3 blondes began clapping :D

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what do you call a blonde with a braincell, PREGNANT!

What do you call 10 blondes standing Ear to Ear WIND TUNNEL

and that ladies and gentleman is coming from a true natural blonde!

 
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