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[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

Whats black, bushy and found down a schoolgirls knickers ?

Kevin Websters Moustache  :coat

Whats blue and full of Haribos ?

Kevin Websters overalls   :^O

 

[m4tty]

:slap

 

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

When asked how he is after the accusations, he replied  'I'm feeling Rosie'

 

[OnOff]

I'd read that he was arrested in his garage whilst servicing a 13 year old Escort....................

 

[kerching]

I heard he'd been up to no good in a minI that was 'up on blocks'

In this mornings paper it stated " the curtains were today drawn in his £250,000 red brick terraced house in Hale "........ Half term hols and all that

Just, saying

 

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

Dont buy any tyres from his garage. My mate did and they were bald & illegal

 

[betty swollocks]

Tyrone is going to be bankrupt soon - kevs been servicing anything under ten yrs old for free

 

[Robin Spark]

Was going to take my 11year old for servicing into websters garage for a service, apparently they dont deal with anything that old!