Cowboy Boots

[mcgaw81]

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas .

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale,

he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,

'Notice anything different about me?' Margaret looked him over.

'Nope.'

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom,

undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time ,

'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different?

It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!!'

Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?''

'Nope', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!''

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied,

'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.

 

[Apache]

 

[Badger]

:^O :^O

 

[a1]

:^O

 

[a2]

:^O

 

[Mark2spark]

Jeez... I defo getting a bit thick in my old age... I don't really get it?

 

[Apache]

Jeez... I defo getting a bit thick in my old age... I don't really get it?

he's naked, willy hanging down towards new boots. If he'd bought a hat and it had pointed upwards............

 

[Mark2spark]

His willy would have pointed upwards to look at the new hat? ? :|

Jeez, I know how to spoil a joke don't I :^O

Think it's time for :coat

B-)

 

[Evans Electric]

Blimey Mark even I got that one.

 

[a2]

Blimey Mark even I got that one.

Well it wasnt a hard one was it?

 

[Apache]

Well it wasnt a hard one was it?

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