Cracker jokes

[mcgaw81]

Got these out of the crackers today,

Q. What is the fastest fish in the world?

A. The motor Pike

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Q. How did you make an apple puff?

A. Chase it round the garden a few times.

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Q. Why do the barbers make good drivers?

A. because they know all the shortcuts.

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Q. Which bear is white and smells of pepermint?

A. The polo bear.

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CLASSICS.

:^O :^O:^O

or should it be

:_| :_| :_|

 

[a1]

That's the Sense of houmour of the Scots for ya.

GREAT. :^O

 

[Theorysparky]

Got these out of the crackers today, Q. What is the fastest fish in the world?

A. The motor Pike

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Oh thanks for that

2 crackers left and thats one of the jokes then,,,,

thats my xmas truly spoilt .....